Omaikot!!
Possible scenario:
Husband: Our sex life is below average.
Wifey: But I oredi joined OWC..
Husband: Means you are a slow learner..
Wifey: Then how?
Husband: Hmm.. I need to help you to achieve ur top grade prostitute status faster..
Wifey: Thanks bang.. how?
Husband: I am going out to look for a top grade prostitute now. To study how they perform.
Wifey: That's a good idea!
Husband: Top grade prostitute cost about RM500 per session now..
Wifey: Pricey, but worth it.. Take this.. *hand over RM500*
Husband: Tipping..
Wifey: Another RM100 for tipping, bang..
Husband: Should be enough. So tonite I'm not coming back ya..
Wifey: Of course.. please learn more to teach me ya!
Husband: Will try my best.. Might need few more field trips..
Wifey: Can't believe you doing all this for me.. Love you!
~few weeks later~
Husband: Wow, that was a mind blowing sex! Thank God you joined OWC.
Wifey: It's my responsibility to be a top grade prostitute, bang..
Husband: Great to know you are progressing.
Wifey: Thanks, please leave RM500 before you go. That's the market price ya..
What is wrong with some people.. Sigh..
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Rule #1 for building a stadium: Do not build it in the middle of flats, condo and apartment.
Mental note: Not to have my concert in any stadium where it's built in the middle of all the flats, condos and apartments.
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Tap water in Tokyo tested two times the limit for radioactive iodine considered safe for infants??
Mental note: Must read and re-read and re-re-read my bettings for Magnum before I proceed for payment. Just in case laa..
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A Username is something like a username?? Muahahaha!! Is that the same as saying A Chicken is something like a chicken?
Mental note: Will not put username as a username in a username column.
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Based on the stats above, every time u upload a pic in fb, someone is making a record and did an analysis.. So is the stats represents your photos uploading pattern?
Mental note: must delete all my ugly photos in fb since somebody is watching. But wait.. I dun have any... :)
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Nowadays kids are so adorable, thanks to all the scientifics formula in the milk powder. As someone put it, do not complaint if your kids are super naughty because you feed them with all the goodness while they are still in the womb. Right, eh?
Mental note: Must learn that sign language properly until perfection..
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I wonder can this kind of bedsheet will makes me sleep better or sleeplessly depressed looking at things I am not having :(
Mental note: Just buy plain bedsheet!
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My best guess is both them holding hands are siblings because the brother must take care of the sister everytime, right? Awwww....
Mental note: Must not date someone who has a good brother.
Oh by the way, Happy Valentine's Day :)
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Where got people still make a peace sign like that when taking pictures??
Mental note: Try to be more sensitive on choosing tshirt. Should start throwing my 'I am with Idiots' tshirts away.
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It's not what you think, you pervert!
Mental note: Must look out for this lamp in ikea..
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Not sure how the bra can came out flying off from the body where there is no slides or diving or anything possible. My best guess is at 1st the lady decides to go topless swimming but after seeing there is a cameraman, signalled her husband to bring her the bra. Or bikini. Whatever.
Mental note: Must bring camera to the beach no matter what.
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Not sure if it's the fat boy's fault, or the girls' fault in taking the picture there. Or the photographer purposely include the fat boy into the frame? Mysteries.. mysteries.. mysteries....
Mental note: Will try to sneak into the frame of a bunch of hot girls taking a photo, no matter what it takes.
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I think this happens most likely is because there is a defect on the chair and caused the kid to slip and his head is stucked there accidentally. I confirm.
Mental note: If I see such thing in real life, I MUST NOT laugh out loud!!
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I wonder if that guy at the top wanna go weewee how ah? Just shoot it down? I bet the queue to the proper WC will be just as crowded as this, not to mention the smell.. fuiihh..!
Mental note: This might happen during festive season next time leh.. better start training on my bladder skill..
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This year is the year of rabbit! We have:
Very serious Roger Rabbit
Not so serious Bugs Bunny
Very napek My Melody
Whatever rabbit it is.. Happy Rabbit Year!
Mental note: This year will try not to eat satay arnab..
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Got naked girl there take picture leh! Dun be so hamsap ok, it's just the arm of the girl infront jek..
Mental note: Must not stand behind a fat girl when take pictures.
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Seriously Gucci got such collection ka? I see see their summer collection also dun have geh wor..
Mental note: Next time when I manufacture AA stuff must follow catalogue.
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If she is not holding that cup, I will think she lausai-ed..
Mental note: Not to wear white if intend to spill drinks.
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Imagine getting stucked at such jam everyday, how many years of our life is wasted?
Mental note: Will not travel during... wait a minute, I am actually part of the jam already :(
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This news says this kalifish head shop in KK is suing the blogger RM6mil for saying his food sucks leh. Instead of taking criticism and improve on his food he decided to sue? Sore loser lor like that..
Mental note: Will try to sue people who says I not handsome from now onwards.
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This piece of shit whacked the poodle because the poodle can't stand like a human.. And this leads to a manhunt of him all over the internet, internationally. The power of FB cannot be underestimated!
Mental note: Must feed my siu kiong cockroach with fresh food instead of overnight food from now onwards..
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Normally celebrities mia chilhood picture is ugly compared to now but why Amy Winehouse one is the other way round one?
Mental note: Burn all childhood photos when I am femes next time..
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Simple things like picking up that cd is tough with a spare truck tyre.
Mental note: eat less nasi lemak this week.
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