Omaikot!!
Possible scenario:
Husband: Our sex life is below average.
Wifey: But I oredi joined OWC..
Husband: Means you are a slow learner..
Wifey: Then how?
Husband: Hmm.. I need to help you to achieve ur top grade prostitute status faster..
Wifey: Thanks bang.. how?
Husband: I am going out to look for a top grade prostitute now. To study how they perform.
Wifey: That's a good idea!
Husband: Top grade prostitute cost about RM500 per session now..
Wifey: Pricey, but worth it.. Take this.. *hand over RM500*
Husband: Tipping..
Wifey: Another RM100 for tipping, bang..
Husband: Should be enough. So tonite I'm not coming back ya..
Wifey: Of course.. please learn more to teach me ya!
Husband: Will try my best.. Might need few more field trips..
Wifey: Can't believe you doing all this for me.. Love you!
~few weeks later~
Husband: Wow, that was a mind blowing sex! Thank God you joined OWC.
Wifey: It's my responsibility to be a top grade prostitute, bang..
Husband: Great to know you are progressing.
Wifey: Thanks, please leave RM500 before you go. That's the market price ya..
What is wrong with some people.. Sigh..
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Omaikot!!
Rule #1 for building a stadium: Do not build it in the middle of flats, condo and apartment.
Mental note: Not to have my concert in any stadium where it's built in the middle of all the flats, condos and apartments.
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Omaikot!!
Tap water in Tokyo tested two times the limit for radioactive iodine considered safe for infants??
Mental note: Must read and re-read and re-re-read my bettings for Magnum before I proceed for payment. Just in case laa..
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Omaikot!!
A Username is something like a username?? Muahahaha!! Is that the same as saying A Chicken is something like a chicken?
Mental note: Will not put username as a username in a username column.
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Omaikot!!
Based on the stats above, every time u upload a pic in fb, someone is making a record and did an analysis.. So is the stats represents your photos uploading pattern?
Mental note: must delete all my ugly photos in fb since somebody is watching. But wait.. I dun have any... :)
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Omaikot!!
Nowadays kids are so adorable, thanks to all the scientifics formula in the milk powder. As someone put it, do not complaint if your kids are super naughty because you feed them with all the goodness while they are still in the womb. Right, eh?
Mental note: Must learn that sign language properly until perfection..
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I wonder can this kind of bedsheet will makes me sleep better or sleeplessly depressed looking at things I am not having :(
Mental note: Just buy plain bedsheet!
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